Minggu, 05 Juli 2015

Me Hosted By The Most Awesome Family in Moora


Today Rhenice took me to Netball match, I met some of her friends. First, we didn’t talk a lot, only some words per hours not per minutes haha. She picked up them one by one, just drove down and the last one was Arkha. We went to pick her up at her workplace. Woooh, it’s really cool because her mum was coming too! What’s gonna happen during the trip? As we had different ages. Indonesian young people try not to take their mums during trip with friends because mothers like leaking or telling embarrassing things about us! But this may be something new from me.
As usual, road trip makes me sleepy..I absolutely love sleeping in the car and any place as long as I can lean on my back haha. I tried so hard not to sleep at that time, not everyday I would go to Lincelin and also I may sleep with an open mouth..Oh not cool! I looked out of the window and tried to find some kangaroos like Rhenice said that I m gonna find a lot of kangaroos around. Bad Luck? Oh I just saw a lot of cows and sheep, I was dreaming roasted beef or lamb running on the green field waiting to be eaten! Oh..Fasting Month, you are awesome.

Great music, lots of laughter, and good view..Oh heaven, what else do we need? Oh no food..Oh still 8 hours to eat! We passed a beautiful and white beach, Rhenice asked her friend who was driving to stop there, and yup it’s beautiful..The smell of sea water, I just wanna jump off but wait! Remember this is a countryside, what I used to watch at National Geographic/Discovery Channel might be happening.. Giants jelly fish or Crocodiles, or even sharks there. Oh..It would be not nice if I lost my fingers or toes, the worst might be a hole in my thigh because of shark’s bite. Too dangerous!

We just arrived at kind of court, field, and an open stadium maybe? It’s nice and close to the beach and I could hear the waves. Esther, Rhenice’s Mum, was a coach and she made some strategies to beat the opponent team. Wait wait what’s Netball? Oh it’s kind of basket ball but a bit different, one passes the ball to another one and it’s like chain, then you just try to throw the ball into a net. Try to bounce the ball only once. I met a guy or a girl, I couldn’t decide for few hours if it’s male or female. Stil mystery till he went to MALE toilet. His name is Wilz Marshall, he’s nice and taught me how to play. Wooohoo.. I was too excited then thirsty, still 5 hours to drink! The match started, I saw some young mothers running and hopping like kangaroos, really awesome. They are mostly tall and big, so I m not sure If I can play this someday with Australian people otherwise they are gonna squash me or accidentally stomp on me. I wanna come back to Indonesia in one piece!

I wasn’t sure who lost or won, after all it’s really a good game. Esther came and ask me who is the best player, I didn’t pick Rhenice even she is my hostmum hahaha I need to be FAIR, I could pick Rhenice but she needed to buy me good food then (Bribery!!). I liked Chelsea, how she played and tried so hard to get the ball when the opponent player passed it to another one, she jumped, ran , and moved quickly. Rhenice? I saw her pushing some players, I knew it’s an accident but  she did like ‘Ooh..sorry..sorry’. Lucky she got bigger body than others so she wouldn’t be pushed down!

The game was finished, all looked happy and tired even one player, Rhenice’s Friend, got injured but she’s gonna be ok. We then went to watch another football match, I heard lot of swearing.. Wooohooo..Learn it quickly!! Esther was swearing so many times, she didn’t realize ‘ Ohhh..Come on, shit man..take that shit ball’, or ‘ Oh shit, idiot..you deserved it’. Woohoo.. I should have counted how many ‘SHITS’ she swore haha or just recorded and gave it as a birthday present. She might get a mini heart attack. Haha..But don’t worry it’s really nice, we just need to be the way we are, be original. Even Rhenice and the others were swearing, oh really good isn’t it? Hahaha. I just knew this game but it’s kind of magic, people got absorbed and became really good commentator or spectator! They are really talented!:)

I told Rhenice about some ads on tv that really make no sense but bloody FUNNY! Let pick ‘ Maltesers’, Rhenice gave me a box of choco ball ‘ Maltesers’, it’s really yummy and after I watched the ads, I was thinking that I needed to stop eating that other wise I would go crazy! So the lady was in the office and felt like having a bad day, then her colleague gave her some maltesers and guess what? The lady felt so confident and being over the moon, so she flashed her bra to another male colleague passing by. Oh God!! Rhenice was so laughing and told me that she might stopping eating that choco ball before something bad happened. Yeah we were on the van, and Rhenice wanted to take revenge or mock some people who supported opponent team, she flashed her red bra and the people outside were laughing and us too. She might eat that choco ball this afternoon. And again, on the way some cars behind us and Rhenice did it. Oh my goodness, Esther was there and laughing. Luckily they were not Indonesians. Haha.. The mum would get a massive heart attack when she saw her daughter flashing her bra! Culture shock? No, I watched this scene many times on tv;) It’s live scene in front of me, Ah I should have recorded it. Crazy!!

We stopped at a store and Rhenice bought me some dinner, I had chips, salmon nugget, and beef and cheese sausages. It’s good, and I needed to eat a lot after witnessing some ‘awesome’ things, yeah flashing bra is still the best! My hostmum is so crazy!haha I couldn’t even put into words how she’s behaving that night. I know she’s crazy..
They started drinking and drinking, wooah as if they were fasting and not drinking for three days. Chelsea was not drinking so she drove us somewhere. Loud music, some talks, booze, and laughter..It’s been a long time I hadn’t had this great time since Robyn and Kasia left, reminded me of Bali. Oh I m missing those great moments. They were singing, dancing, and talking not sure if they were drunk or just tipsy. Then they asked Chelsea to stop somewhere, I thought we arrived at Pub in the middle of nowhere or hidden pub where only VVIP invitations can go. So dark and they all got off.. Anna was holding tissue toilet at the door and everyone got tissue. Oh wait, they peed or weewee! Oh since when this stop just became an open toilet? Chelsea should turn on the light and flashed them all, haha. Or how if kangaroos came and joined as well? Oh girls.. Even Anna peed on her feet!

We just got to the Pub and it’s really nice, oh people celebrated the games today. All ordered beer pr alcohol, I wanna some milk or orange juice. Rhenice offered me something to drink and I told her if they had milk, some people were laughing..Oh I forgot that Pub doesn’t sell Milk. Okay I would have to change my order, yes orange juice! Everybody danced and sang, oh my hostmum was going crazy, quick!! Record her and I would love to show it to Mum after I go back to Indonesia and she would be madly ‘happy’ that her daughter was really in ‘GOOD HANDS’. Sound a good idea?:)

I drank orange juice a lot and I went to Toilet, Rhenice followed me and just popped out at the door. She said that she was looking for me and her father too, a bit worried that I got lost..No she needed to worry if I got locked at the toilet like couple years ago when I got locked in the toilet in the university. She kept talking even we were in the toilet, and she dropped some coins when she put her pants down. Toilet conversation became so meaningful and we seemed to appreciate little things happening in the toilet! Haha, Rhenice is good because you are Australian, because Indonesian doesn’t talk during peeing haha. She is so crazy and funny, I m really glad that I came to Perth, got a bad families, and then met her family ahahah.. Blessing in disguise.
Rhenice planned to walk home because she and others were drunk, but she asked if it’s okay if I drove them home with big van? I said ya. I had my drunken hostmum and her friend, they still wanna go to party. Wooooah hahah..

Why is LIFE so GOOOOOD? Tell me thousand times, I won’t get bored!:)



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